Laughing at myself.

Jul 29

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

Jul 29

hero-of-ink:

feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

May I also add that The Prince of Egypt’s accuracy has been approved by not only Christianity, but by Judaism and Islam as well! So it’s actually the most accurately told version out there!

Jul 29

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

image

Jul 29
Jul 29

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

Jul 29

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

Jul 29
Jul 29

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

Jul 29
4gifs:

Come at me bro. [vid]

4gifs:

Come at me bro. [vid]

Jul 29

suavebadass:

Driving to the movies with my fam and this fucking banana with a tin foil hat and wig is sitting under the freeway

Jul 29
Jul 29

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid
Jul 29

shampained:

why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen

Jul 29

Holly is my family now, she’s my family and the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. (Goodbye Michael, 7x22)

Jul 29

perchu:

im alive but only ironically